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I N T H E N E W S
Terra Soft Saves Apple CEO from Intel Factory Line
LOVELAND, Colorado - 1 April 2006 - Terra Soft Solutions, the leading
developer of integrated Power Architecture Linux solutions in a bold
reconnaissance mission, last night rescued Steve Jobs from captivity.
Borrowing attack helicopters from a non-disclosed Department of Defense
customer, Terra Soft used an RTOS version of Yellow Dog Linux running on Cell
processors to fly a nighttime sortie to the headquarters of the Intel Corporation.
Ben Ratliff, Terra Soft's Operations Manager lead a nervous but highly determined team into
the heart of Intel's empire, and then into the depths of their Santa Clara
facilities to retrieve Apple's rightful CEO from his captor.
"In December of '05 we received an email from a woman at Intel [whose identity
remains confidential] wherein she claimed to have seen Steve Jobs working the evening
production line shift. We at first assumed the communication was a hoax. But
when a similar email arrived a week later from another source, and then in
January a few more --we were compelled to investigate," states Ratliff.
Terra Soft spent the better part of January, February, and March working to
determine if there was truth in this otherwise impossible scenario.
Ratliff continues, "It was only when we received an unmarked Intel Apple laptop that the unbelievable was made painfully
clear. Before we even powered-on the unit, we discovered written on the screen in what appeared to be streaks of sweat, the
words, 'LONG LIVE PPC!' We immediately recognized the truth-- Steve Jobs had been abducted and cloned. Apple was under the
control of an impostor."
"We have been working hard since this moment, planting spies, infiltrating
servers, and planning for this monumental task. With help from sympathizers
on the inside, we managed to save Steve and Apple from an otherwise certain
demise," Ratliff concludes.
Once free from the confines of his prison of nearly one year, Jobs wore a
tattered blue assembly line uniform but appeared in good spirits as he
offered, "I am grateful for Terra Soft's courage in this rescue operation. I
will this week announce the return of the full Apple product line to PowerPC.
And as a demonstration of my gratitude to Terra Soft, replace OSX with YDL on
all systems from here forward."
About Terra Soft Solutions, Inc.
Terra Soft is a leading Integrated Solutions Provider with proven expertise in
the Power Architecture and Linux OS platform. As a company that seeks
enjoyment in the challenges of business, Terra Soft hopes you enjoy the spring of 2006
and the growing diversity of products coming soon ... stay tuned!
For more information, visit www.terrasoftsolutions.com
PowerPC is a trademark of IBM. Apple and OSX are registered trademarks of
Apple Computer. Additional product and company names mentioned may be
trademarks and/or registered trademarks of their respective holders.
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